Test Cricket or Programming?

1. It bores most people, but those who are interested are fanatics
2. Fashion is not a strong suit, and vests are common
3. Being a bit slow and a bit overweight is perfectly acceptable
4. Regular breaks for energising drinks are mandatory
   
5. 5 days of intense activity can produce no result
6. Everyday words have been co-opted to indecipherable jargon
7. India is totally mad for it